The Scar Meme

So here is my Scar Meme, from

It was quite difficult to make because I almost don't get scars. I'm too white and any wound in my skin closes quite fast and don't leave any marks at all. Its pretty hard to see the scars I marked there...

01- Surgery: Done by videolabaroscopy, a surgery made by an 8 arm robot squid (yeah!). I done it at 16 years old to correct some problems with my stomach, mostly because I born without the valve to close it when full, and part of gastric acid keep visiting my lungs all times (the worst mutation ever... I wanted claws like Wolverine instead...)

02- Teen angst: Not really just that. Contrary to popular belief, nobody dies by cutting wrists... well, except the hemofiliacs of course. I was more interested to feel the pain and my blood flowing than suiciding (or I would have cut my neck instead), and I cutted to the bone in my two arms. Luckly no tendons were harmed...

03- Trolling: Yap, I was in elementary school and a girl put the foot for me to fall in some cemented stairs. It hurt as hell and most of my knee cap was exposed. Almost no scar today, but it was pretty ugly after I felt the stairs scratching the knee in the cement...

04- Burn: I was making spagetthi and boiling water fallen over my right hand. It was pretty ugly too, with my skin turned like fried chicken skin. I just hide it with a glove and keep looking to see how it would regenerate. Barely have any scar today, the old skin has fallen and a new one born. I thought my hand would be like Freddie Krueger, but it just became normal again...

05- Savage Monster Bee Bite: Yap, I was scout boy (Like Donald Duck nephews) and we were camping when someone teased a bee hive. One has bitten me in the left hand and it get quite weird because of the poison. Today its normal again and just a small scar is visible in the place the bee bite...

06- Jumping 6m high: Hahahaha, that's the funniest story of all. I was doing sweet love to my girlfriend in her apartment, and sundelly her father arrived from travel, one day earlier than expected. I just put my pants and jumped the window of her apartment, in the 2nd floor.

My ninja skills payed off and I just did a flip when touching the ground, and didn't broke any bone... but the plant of my feet didn't survived my 100kg falling from 6m high and exploded.

Blood went out by all sides of each of my feet, and I was walking almost feeling the foot bones after that for some 3 months...